IF YOU CANT BREAK IT IT ISNT REAL

Summer is made for pop punk and beer.

Simples.





andreadawnx:

whosedemise:

her face tattoos ruined this.

oh hi you’re successful ruined your life. Your face tattoos look like shit honey.  You’re not lil wayne.

the fact you believe lil wayne is the pioneer of face tattoos makes me want to kill a kitten.

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Reblog this if you wish the world could live in harmony



 I only got to use an browser based picture editor (NOT photoshop) (http://pixlr.com/editor/ ) but heres the before and after

Litterly only took 5 mins but meh. 


Anonymous asked: what' is your ful name?

christopher michael beaumont.


You women pierce your nipples, tattoo yourselves, remove hair with tweezers, hot wax your lady parts. you get plastic surgery and inject silicone into your tits. but when it comes to taking a dick in the ass it suddenly hurts too much

– Genius

s0methingicouldneverdo:

feel so much better this morning 

 ^ I miss chatting to this girl.

Via Let's see what humanity is capable of handling.

I remember when

I was a sorted guy, now im some sort of chav sounding wanker.



bemzual:

bit grim that :/ urh

(Source: vetonimia)



andreadawnx:

aha…ahahahahha

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(Source: danielllex)


havent had an ask in 6 months :/

http://www.tales-of-a-hypocrite.tumblr.com/ask

go

go


A warning message to all guys.

So this .. thing on facebook has a risky profile pcicture she has like 3000 friends or something fuck stupid like that.. now i know it says tales of a hypocrite but i only ever accepted and reached about 1700 friends to reach 3000 your defo adding randomers for ATTENTIONWHORING. I confronted her and trolled the fuck out of her.. This is the results


her:

fuck off

i dont know you 

you dont know me 

you dont like it why do you not just block me then

me:

i do

i met you when i was seeing danielle barrow

and man youve changed

youre just as bad as her

its grim

and angin

i dont wanna see you on my news feed

it makes me sick

everytime i eat

that some other scroat

is getting tits out

and letting their 1000’s of intertnet friends

like their picture

AND DONT HATE ME

BECAUSE

I

R

INTERNET

her:

you dont, 

not really,  i went to a party fancy dress, get the fuck over it, its only a fucking picture 

loads of girls do it so get the fuck over it

me:

HATE

MACHINE

CANT

HEAR

YOU

OVER

HOW

LOUD

MY

her:

oh dear

me:

CAPITAL 

her:

how sad are you really

me:

LETTERS

ARE

her:

bye hun x

me:

*cough* sket *cough*

her:

bye

im removing you

me:

go doctors

get tested for clap

her:

you are arguing cause  of my picture GET A LIFE

me:

think thats more importnat loveh

her:

ALREAYD HAVE HUN

me:

LOLOLOL


Dear Insanity: Rant

fallenicon:

So many things now (incl beliefs and morales) are becoming part of the culture/fashion machine, too many people now believe in things or say things because they believe it will make them look better to other people (even when they don’t know what the fuck their talking about or don’t even believe…

too fucking true. Fuck inverted crosses, fuck being edge, fuck being vegan

you aint cool

youre a fucking wannabe throwing your life away for other peoples attention

hurry up and puke everywhere cos youre too fucked.. before you get judged and before youre too old <3

sorry i added my own little rant >.< 

(Source: kill-tomorrow)

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